December 2010
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everyone is talking about the new login page
lemimi:
watchmelove:
and i’m just sitting here like:
you guys sign out?
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“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John...”
– Olive Penderghast (via hayjulay)
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I can hear roosters crowing
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Old quotes from old friends.
Robbie: I’m staying here till after dinner. I’ll be playing fable 2 till then. Me: Your shirt says “I’m probably lying” …you’re going to be masturbating huh? Robbie: No! I just took a shower! Dad: They call it the cracker barrel ‘cause that’s where all the white people go. Larry: Where do the black people go? Me: Prison THIS IS A JOKE PEOPLE! A...
/b/ Eplains the bible.
Original Post: Hey /b/ I want to read the bible, but I can’t be bothered. Give me the basic gist of it? Reply: Old testament: God creates the universe and sees it and it’s serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her “Apple or GTFO” (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get...
It's 4:04 a.m. & I still can't sleep.
Tumblr, why are you slow at 3:42 in the morning?
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so who has messages (0) in their inbox?
roflgasms:
callmebeautiful:
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ohhimesama:
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